{"id":1866,"date":"2019-09-20T03:27:12","date_gmt":"2019-09-20T02:27:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tachras.com\/press\/?p=1866"},"modified":"2019-09-20T03:27:12","modified_gmt":"2019-09-20T02:27:12","slug":"week-of-the-living-dead","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.tachras.com\/press\/2019\/09\/20\/week-of-the-living-dead\/","title":{"rendered":"Week of the Living Dead"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">One thing in life is certain &#8211; if you are travelling from motel to motel in the USA, then the WiFi quality will vary between slow and intermittent. Hence the delay in sending the next episode.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Lake Harmony. And Pennsylvania. Been here before. One Christmas, years ago. The place was nothing special, but the past few years have brought on a change. What was OK before, has faded into a grey non-entity. Restaurants that close after 3, and restaurants that do not open till 4. The Galleria ( the main resort centre) was dead as mutton. The gift shop was shut, and the only excitement occurred when the fire-alarm went off! When  the gift shop opened the next day, the star gift appeared to be a (small) collection of fridge-magnets for anyone called kyle, robert or terence.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A visit to Pennsylvania&#8217;s prime tourist location &#8211; the township of Jim Thorpe &#8211; revealed that the shops were shut, or selling arty junk ( they call it &#8220;repurposed&#8221;). The train ride at the station was only running at the weekend. The excitement was bearable.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In desperation, we went to the Wyoming Valley Mall, in Wilkes-Barre. A long drive along a twisting, speed-limited with no passing places, boring road. The Mall would be familiar to fans of George Romero&#8217;s &#8216;Night of the Living Dead&#8217;. A dozen or so, shambling figures who wandered aimlessly around, pretending to be a crowd! They had a strange, walking-on-their-heels gait. As the News of the World reporters used to say &#8220;We made our excuses, and left&#8221;.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We did visit another Mall in Allentown &#8211; just past Bethlehem, near Nazareth ( look it up, if you don&#8217;t believe me!). Bought a few books, ate at one of those &#8216;All you can eat&#8217; places. (didn&#8217;t eat a lot).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">At last, the week ended. We set off to our next location &#8211; Niagara Falls. With the satnav set to &#8216;avoid toll&#8217;, we went on a meandering tour of New York State. We had prepared a mass of documentation for our crossing  into Canada. A quick glance at our passports, $4.00 in cash for the toll, a smile, and we drove into Canada. Smoothest Customs and Immigration ever. 10 minutes later, we were at our motel. Would this be a memorable visit, or just another oversized tourist trap?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">More to come &#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">One thing in life is certain &#8211; if you are travelling from motel to motel in the USA, then the WiFi quality will vary between slow and intermittent. Hence the delay in sending the next episode.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Lake Harmony. And Pennsylvania. Been here before. One Christmas, years ago. The place was nothing special, [&#8230;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1866","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-having-a-say","odd"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tachras.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1866","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tachras.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tachras.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tachras.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tachras.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1866"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.tachras.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1866\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1867,"href":"http:\/\/www.tachras.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1866\/revisions\/1867"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tachras.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1866"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tachras.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1866"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tachras.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1866"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}